Mixed Roleplay

"There's a few people I'm not sure about.. " Ichigo sighed abit.

"But Ed's not good enough for Lan. " Kanda said.

Ed didn't bother retorting.

Axel leaned across the table, taking Kilik's wrist. " Don't leave~ Marly's just being a pervert. I swear, he tries to rape me everyday. "

He took another bite. "Well, you'd better hope there isn't too many. There's only three girls in the class. And, Lan's way out of your league."

Lan burst out laughing.

Kilik jumped quite a bit. "I won't just... let go."

Ichigo sighed. "I know.. And the twins aren't exactly.. great looking. "

Kanda just looked at his nails innocently.

Marly pulled Axel back into his lap. "He doesn't like being touched."

"Oops.."

"Meh, looks like they're the best you can get." he shrugged, scraping the bottom of the bowl.

Lan looked to Ed to see his expression, still laughing a bit.

Kilik sort of looked away.

"Oh well.. maybe I should hand myself over to the guys.. "

Ed was looking down.

They didn't think much of it.

"God, that sounds wrong." he shook his head a bit.

Lan felt a bit bad, she went over and kissed his cheek. "Don't mind them, they're being my protectors." she smiled.

Vash eventually convinced Knives that he was just going to talk to people, and walked over to where Axel and Marly were sitting. "Hey guys."

Ichigo laughed abit. "It was a joke.. "

"Uh.. Yeah.. " Was all Ed could say.

"Hey. " Marly said.

Axel gave him the flirty wave.

"Still...' He shuddered a bit.

Lan kissed his cheek quickly, before letting go.

"What's up?" he asked, sitting down with them.

Ichigo shook his head.

Ed did nothing more.

"Nothing much. " they replied in unison.

"But, I suppose if you wanted to die you could try and date Lan."

"Kandy! You hurt his feelings!"

"Oh. Sounds, um, fun..."

"I don't really want to take my chances.. "

"Sorry Lan."

"Well.. I dunno'. Axel's being a whore. "

"I'm the whore? You pedophile! "

"Her brother's would kill you." he laughed a bit.

"Bad Kandy~" She said, hugging him.

Vash sort of blinked at the two.

"I'm aware of that."

Kanda hugged her back all 'Yay! Attention~!"

"I need an adult!" Axel said rather loudly, scrambling off Marly's lap and moving closer tp Vash.

"Those three sort of scare me..."

"That's not very nice, you guys." Remus spoke up.

Lan was all, 'Bad Kanda!'

Vash sort of jumped at this. "I... Uh..." he studdered a bit.

"It's okay not to be nice once in awhile.. " Ichigo sighed.

Kanda was all '~~~~!'

Axel just kind of grinned.

"Axel, you cow. Whoring yourself again. " Marly rolled his eyes.

"But, it only gives them a reason to be mean back."


"Say sorry to Ed!" She ordered.

Vash blushed a bit. "N-No..."

" Oh well.. " Ichigo spoke, not exactly giving a carp(Yes, carp) about Remus's opinion.

"Do I have to?"

Axel stuck his tongue out at Marly.

"Don't make me bite it. "

He quickly stopped.

Remus sort of looked away, going back to talking to Seigfried.

"Yes, you have to."

Vash got up from where he was sitting. "I'm going to go..."

Ichigo just sighed.

"Sorry. " He directed at Ed.

"No~ I'm sorry If we scared you! " Axel said, grabbing onto his arm.

"Lan's probably going to go out with that jock anyways, right?"

"Spike, he never even said that he liked Lan..." Remus pointed out.

"Good Kandy!" she huggled him.

Vash looked back. "Uh, no I just have to go back to my brother."

"He has a point." Ichigo spoke.

Kanda was all 'Yay~!'

Axel let go. " Oh. Okay. "

"Oh, right..." he nodded a bit.

"Lan's pretty, but she's also pretty shallow." Remus sort of commented absently.

Vash looked away and saw the look on Knives's face. "I really gotta' go. Sorry."

"That's why I'm not going to ask her out. There are way too many reasons not to. "

" 'Kay.. Bye bye. " Axel waved.